THE J FILES

[nikko]

J!



Apologies for the shitty quailty. I can't find my camera so you all get a picture taken with my POS cellphone.

So... like I said, the name is Jenny and a little bio info for you lovely people would be that I'm twenty-one years old, pretty much a bum- I don't work per say but take care of my disabled mother instead. I'm Maharet Rosier, Anneliese Vaisey, Lorana Smith, Nikko Linely, Dominic Whittington, Adrian Greyback , and Viviana Lestoat here. Some people think I'm a bitch, which is true, but I'm funny about it rather than just mean. Uh, I never know what to put in these things because describing myself, with the high opinion that I have, would take far too much time. :

I'll just go with listing off some random, very important facts about me.

1. Favorite Actors/Actresses

• Vinnie Jones (He's totally my favorite, numero uno choice cause he's kick ass)
  
• Jason Statham (Also kick ass)
  
• Jensen Ackles
  
• Jake Gyllenhaal
  
• Angelina Jolie
  
• Majandra Delfino
  
• Steve Austin (As in Stone Cold Steve Austin)
  
• Gerard Butler
  
• Emmy Rossum

2.Hmm... Music

• ZZ Top
  
• Jack Off Jill
  
• Guns N Roses
  
• AC/DC
  
• Poison
  
• Joan Jett and The Blackhearts

3. I'm a dog person, cats aren't to be trusted. Also I'm fond of horses and riding them.

4. Although I don't dress like one or listen to the music I am, essentially, a country girl. I like muddin', four wheeling, violence...

5. I live in Florida, some little po-dunk town in the middle of... boy, you sure got a purdy mouth.

6. I like Italian and Mexican food.

7. I like sports, not playing them just watching them, but only violent ones like football, rugby, hockey, MMA fighting, and wrestling. I don't have favorite teams the only thing that matters to me is how well a team/individual does with that particular game/match.

8. Full name is Jennifer but I go by Jenny, Jen-Jen, Jen, J, for a certain Mexican drunkard- Gin N Juice, and THE ALMIGHTY. Some of the other nicknames I have have nothing to do with variations of Jennifer.

9. My favorite television show are Supernatural, Spartacus: Blood and Sands, Generation Kill (mini series but whatever), The Boondocks, and Bones.

10. I read entirely too much.

11. I've got an older sister who is a dumbass and a beautiful niece and handsome nephew who I

12. When I fall or trip I do so in the most entertaining of ways, and it doesn't happen often cause I'm not a klutz.

13. I'm super opinionated and don't give a fuck if people think I'm crude or an asshole about what I believe in.

14. I like proper grammar, use it or I'll glare!

15. I love Chuck Norris jokes.

16. I have this bad habit of doing things just to prove other people wrong. Particularly when a person says that I wont do something that means I'll do it just to spite you.

17. I used to be on a Double Dutch jump roping team.

18. I like to pair Wheat Thins with spaghetti

19. Some of my favorite movies include; Donnie Darko, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Universal Solider, and The Midnight Meat Train

20. I have three dogs. A Chocolate Lab, a Bouvier/ Black Lab mix, and a Black Lab/Dingo mix

21. I have dimples when I smile.

22. ME! P.S. my hair is back to its original color of brown now- this is just one of my favorite pictures.

23. Sometimes I snort when I laugh.

24. I'm pretty much a mutt ethnically speaking, but the highest percentages in me that I know of (considering my dad was adopted) are Irish and Native American.

25. My favorite book is The Taking by Dean Koontz.

26. I like to do The Hustle while in the car, it’s not easy.


27. Those All State Car Insurance commercials starring Dean Winters as Mayhem; I am in love with.

28. I Stark Sands singing voice.

29. Favorite YouTube channels are...

• What the Buck Show
  
• Dannycraps
  
• Nice Peter
  

30. I'm straight and all but I have a total girl crush on the following-

• Alyson Hannigan
  
• Majandra Delfino
  
• Tyra Banks
  

31. Things I'm addicted to-

• Tetris
  
• Canada Dry Sparkling Green Tea Ginger Ale (It's like crack in a can<3)
  
• The Internet (duh)
  
• The song Patrick by the band June
  

32. Guilty Pleasure songs... go ahead and judge me I find it delicious

• B52's Love Shack
  
• Sisqo Thong Song
  
• Devo Whip It
  
• Wham! Wham! Rap '86
  
• Ricky Martin Livin' La Vida Loca
  

33. MSN= [e-mail]
YIM= ohitsjennybeotch
(Yes, I'm fond of my name in an egotistical sort of way)

34.I have these wonderful things called Jennyisms so if i say something you don't understand, sucks for you. An example of a phrase that I have coined is “Stop graying my rainbow” Use it without crediting me and I will hunt you down and... best not make threats that can be proven. *evil smirk*

35.Everyone thinks my last name is Mexican, but it's French so suck it.

36.I sometimes break out into song in public places, singing along with the song that is playing.

37.I use the comeback “Your face” for the most ridiculous things that usually make entirely no sense.

38.My first tattoo, on my left wrist...here

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[HECTOR ALLEN WULFE]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!