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Post by chasity on Jul 28, 2011 17:10:31 GMT -6
Dear lil' cuz',
Stevie! How're ya doing? Long time no see. Not that I really care, but... eh. What's new in your life? How's school going? Your family? Lil Ally? Still all as stupid as always, I'm sure.
Or have you come to your senses? You've had plenty of time in the right house now, Stevie. You have to realize how stupid your family is. My father still has hope that you might be the one there in sense, seeing as you've been among decent influence for ten months of the year for the last six years. Me... meh, I doubt you have much sense in that little brain of yours, but I figured it's worth a shot to see if you have as my father hopes.
Your loving cousin,
Chasity
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Post by STEVE TYLER AMETHYST on Jul 28, 2011 20:54:31 GMT -6
Dear Annoying Big cuz,
I'm sorry to tell you that my ways haven't changed at all and I plan on keeping up my boring life so to put it although I doubt you'd understand. Since your brash rudeness contributes to the fact you really have no ideas on how to behave to royalty, aka me. Sorry to say, but you're second-best compared to anyone. Aside from being placed in the right house, Ravenclaw really suits you. Despite all the brainiacs there, I'm sure you feel outnumbered, but I doubt anyone would challenge you. Probably can't stand putting up with your snobbish behavior, not like I really care. As for my family, well I can tell you one thing, nothing, cause why would I want to tell you anything about them with how you treat us?
Maybe one day you'll wake up and smell the paint chips that have gotten into your nostrils and realize "hey, I might be a nice person some day," but all in all. I'm sorry to say that we're all still doing well and sticking to our own old ways. At least I hope this message reads loud and clear, don't pester me...when I've got better things to do...although I doubt you'd understand since you obviously seem rather bored to send an owl to me with nothing better to do than insult me...as usual...boring.
Your superior,
Steve
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Post by chasity on Jul 28, 2011 21:07:32 GMT -6
Dear lil' cuz',
Royalty? Little Stevie, you are the farthest thing from royalty. You and those like you are scum, below even the horses that royalty ride upon. Such arrogance is really unbecoming of a young man such as yourself, but I don't supposed anything is becoming on you, right?
Aww, you won't share anything about your family? I'm hurt. You won't even tell me how little Ally is... I hear she's been hanging around Blake Avery. And as much as I'd like to think he's teaching her the smart road of life, I doubt it... regardless, I'll be watching 'em with bated breath to see how this unfolds. I'm sure you know much about my dear friend Blake, hm? After all, you did get some strike of luck and end up in the same house as he... he's a 'nice' guy to girls like Ally, isn't he?
I am a nice girl, Stevie. To those who deserve it. You and people like you are so pathetic that you're barely worth my time, and certainly not worth the time to be nice. As for my boredom, you insult me, Stevie. Why can't you believe that I just want to check up on my dear little cousin? You're right. That's a terrible lie, but regardless, do you actually think I'll leave you alone on request? This is far more amusing than watching a Ravenclaw study group meet in the edge of the commons room.
Your loving cousin,
Chasity
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