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Post by jaredderril on Apr 29, 2011 19:18:27 GMT -6
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February, 2023
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Or say it says on the cover anyways, but why would you want to look into my private life? I'm not anyone special. And if I am, get the hell away from me, I mean seriously. Anyways, how do you usually start these off? Oh yeah, DEAR JOURNAL, that sounds soooo boring. So I'm just gonna write whatever the hell I feel like writing...and if you're still here, get a life.
I'm not going to write whatever you think you'll like, no, this is my monster classification journal, don't try copying it, or else I'll sick my half-breeds after you. Most of these would probably be considered XXXXXXXXXXX by the Ministry of Magic, if they could even catch me. -insert evil laugh here.- Yes, I like that, -insert evil laugh here again.- Haha, that's fun. Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, classifications and names of the breeds, well let's start the first one I ever made. Now if I even so much as catch anyone snooping in my forest, I really must say they can't really ignore the huge DON'T GO IN THE FOREST signs...I mean COME ON. How dense are people? Oh, there I go on my rants again, well, they deserve to die.
Just like those death eaters, stupid enough to try talking to me to join their side, only a powerful leader that could appear in my presence themselves will get me to join them instead of having their...pets do it. My pets can eat their pets any day, and will do so again should that happen soon. I will remain in hiding for the time being, but now I'm distracted AGAIN, damnit, stop eating the mandrakes Mulligan! My pet drag-drake...a creature that is in it's right very dangerous.
Now here are a few classifications of some of the creatures I have bred, Mulligan is my drag-drake a combination of a dragon's egg hatched underneath a mandrake. When it's a baby it looks like a tiny mandrake with wings and doesn't grow in the ground. The shrieking it makes is so annoying, however, it's not as loud as a real mandrakes would be. However, if you let it grow larger to about a year older, it will sprout wings, and a tail, more like a dragon's. Not only that it will start to look a lot more a dragon, and by that age start breathing fire. This little monstrosity killed my father, and I was over-joyed at the prospect that no one would be able to stop me from doing what I loved.
Luckily the Ministry doesn't know about my experiments..yet, but they will soon enough, hahahaha!!!! Okay, now I have a warning about this creature, he is only obedient to the person who created him and raised him. In the end he becomes about 50 feet tall and 100 feet long, thanks to the draconic tail, then the wings expand larger. The body is no longer of a mandrake, the only thing that's sustained is that the face has a snout of a mandrake. It looks kind of cute in it's own way despite some calling it ugly, I'll maim them if they call Mulligan ugly..he's honestly too cute. As for the rest of his body, well his legs he only has two, and the wings don't have claws on the end, instead there are roots there for when he wants to dig into the ground. Just like a mandrake, he lives underneath the ground, and then when brought up can be in a foul mood.
It's hard to hide these beasts, which is why I will continue rambling on about the other creatures I have made, like my dragdrake. Oh I almost forgot that he also has large talons on his feet, resembling a dragon's as the rest of his body as basically a dragon's too, anything else you wish to know? Too bad, you're dead if you get near him, maybe tomorrow I'll talk about trying to hatch a Cockatrice...nah, those are too dangerous since I'm not a parselmouth, maybe if I meet someone who can control it, then I'll try. It feels weird now that I'm writing about this, this could be used as evidence, ah what the hell, I'd kill myself before they captured me. HAHA, hear that!?! EVEN if you have this journal, it will be useless in the end!?...besides my research will be freed too upon my death...funny huh? I thought so too.
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Post by jaredderril on May 11, 2011 8:46:45 GMT -6
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Entry 2
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Next classification of my magnificently super powered awesome creatures. I would just like to s--*SNAP* ...SAY goddamned pencil, sorry. Go kill yourself if you think I'm apologizing to you, haha, that has a nice ring to it doesn't it? Purebloods will rule this world when I'm through, but anyways, I have just recently found a new dangerous hybrid. This one will certainly make the magical world shutter in fear. I have finally combined a chimaera's egg with a hippogriff sitting on top of it. It was tricky to actually get the damned beast to comply, but through a little convincing with some fish and a lot of pointless bowing, finally made it there. Using a sticking charm, I let it sit there for a good hour or two.
It's almost amazing how brilliant I am as the magic weaved between the two individuals and the creation itself would easily stun many. I was appalled as I put up a ten day watch making sure that the hippogriff was wellfed so it didn't die and had to get water for it too. Until I heard the egg cracking, and to my delight, the creation was more than magnificent. Even as it spilled out of it's shell, I noticed the cracks of the egg shell on the floor around me, and was jumping for joy at my new creation. What to name this one? Well, I had to examine the specimen first as I attempted to bow to the disfigured little cretin.
I was surprised as the newly formed offspring had a strange form, it's legs were like a scorpion's, yet it's head was of an eagle, then it's tail, it had curled slowly upwards with the obvious scorpion ball at the end of it, although the tail itself was prehensile able to flicker around on it's own. Obviously having more of the Hippogriff's features. It's face had fangs dripping venom and it was leaking on the floor of my lab, instantly disintegrating the ground, and I was so proud of it as I tossed the smaller than an inch tall baby a nice small piece of meat it instantly attacked and devoured. It looked like it was sniffing the air and held out my hand.
As it reared up to screech at me for even attempting to pet it, it sniffed my hand realizing I was the one that had thrown it. Then I noticed two wings on it's back that were just little stubs as I had to take a magnifying glass to look at it closer, and picked it up in the palm of my hands. Suddenly it reared it's tail and was ready to stab until I had a wand pointed at it. Good boy, now at least it knows who it's father yet, trying to determine the gender will be hard since some of these creatures reproduce in many different ways. For now, I shall consider this creation's name, why yes I'll call it a...HIPPOCORE, no that sounds ridiculous.
Perhaps something like Scorcheriff, no that's dumb, mantigriff almost sounds stupid by itself. ARGH *SNAP* STOP IT GODDAMN PENCIL I'M A EAT YOU! I don't feel like writing a whole new entry so screw it, I'll just call it a Mantax and stick with that since I have no other thoughts for it other than Mantagriff...yeah that'll work...it's a Mantagriff.
Jared's Classification: XXXXXXXX - HIGHLY DANGEROUS - Repels almost all magic attacks, and reflects them back at caster. Very dangerous, if you approach, you won't live, ah yes...I think I shall go make myself a cup of tea...my entries can wait for a bit!
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Post by jaredderril on Jul 19, 2011 16:25:46 GMT -6
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Entry 3
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After receiving incredulous suspicions of where I get my stock, I soon started to ignore all pleas from my brethren, well my other 'friends' so to speak, whom don't understand my passion for these beasts. Yes, they are very dangerous and could tear anyone's head off, but it's their own damn fault for getting too close. Honestly I'd smack them in the face with my own eggs that I get almost daily now, and give them an omelet to fry on their head while they get angry. Ah, that sounds good right now, I'm going to go make one.
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So as I was saying, omelet is out of the way, so now I can begin discussing about my new creation. I was thinking of combining a Sphinx with a centaur, a neat concept. Although I'd probably have a better time finding a centaur egg than having a Sphinx come to me. Ah well, I'm sure I'll manage something, considering their riddles are so easy to answer in the first place. Obviously, I'm not going to fall for their stupid little riddles that plagued me so much when I was younger, and yes I have encountered a few since then. Some of them are usually unpleasant if you answer wrong.
One even tried to bite my head off, but I soothed it by asking it a riddle back in return. It therefore could not rebuke what I had just asked of it, so I then let my eggs hatch before I counted them, haha I LOVE THAT SAYING! SO FUNNY! Not, I don't really particularly care for it no matter how much I messed it up. Besides not like anyone can tell me that in person, besides my trusted employees and the one rat I'm still regretting that I let go. Even to this day I try to discourage each thought that tells me I should change my base's location once again. Okay anyways, I successful combined a Sphinx and centaur.
I have thus decided to name the creature a sphinctaur, since that's only right. Or I could just call it something along the lines of a riddlaur. Yes, a riddlaur sounds so much better. Considering the riddles a Sphinx tells make up for the first portion of the name and the taur for the centaur part. Now what this creature looks like can be up to your own imagination. I doubt you'd even fathom to guess what it would look like. My first initial though upon seeing it at birth was it's front half looks like that of a lion, and if it's female has a somewhat female anatomy to it along with the upper-humanistic half covered in a strange exotic black fur with cat ears. Then the usual face of a sphinx, while the four legs, the first two resemble a lion's and the back half resembles horse legs. Of course there have been rumors of some of these sprouting wings at an early age.
The only case I could see that happening with is if the sphinx was crossed with a pegasus, which is a very very rare creature to find these days. Even for such a noble steed, I'd like to avoid using one, considering it would take too much time for me to break in, of course, I could be mistaken. Seeing as how the riddlaur actually seems to not have an upper human half at all, I was just joking about that. With myself, obviously, and whoever else reads this. The front half would resemble the sphinx with a slight horse-like tail, and the back half would be the horse itself, while the fur itself would be a mixture of black and brown all along the body. Indicating the mismatched colors and strange appearance of it. Just as deadly as the two creatures itself, but combined, with a higher intelligence too.
In fact, it tried talking back to it's master only to find out that it could barely speak any threats after I was through with it. Jared, signing off, enjoy my mutated creations.
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Post by jaredderril on Aug 9, 2011 5:08:04 GMT -6
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Entry 4 (Current date - November)
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What was going on these days in the world of Jared? Well today I woke up, drank some coffee, threw it at the rats that like to roam around this place, then sicked my drag-drake after them. Funny as that sounds...it's not...I ruined my coffee for nothing. I really don't want to drink any more coffee...for the rest of my life. It seems to make me more depressed than I thought it would, but that is just pointless rambling isn't it? Well, I don't really care since I'm not the one really reading this, I just write what's normally on my mind and I get so fucking sick of people telling me what to do at times. That's one of the reasons I wanted to get out of hogwarts, those prats don't know anything about what's going on. Surely that's not the word I'd use for the brats that roam of the halls of that desecrated place.
Now back to my current classification, this is actually just an update on an egg I've found, but I haven't had a chance to hatch it yet. I'm trying to find a susceptible species to combine it with and I know fully well that it will at least hold something much like the 'end of the world' with it. It's going to be tough deciding what I want to place on top of it, but I'm seriously afraid it might destroy the lab if I hatch it right away. At least the life span of the egg is a year, but I've had a consideration of actually eating the egg for breakfast one morning. It's funny how huge the egg is compared to the creatures size, which normally takes 100 wizards to take down, they're not something to take on by yourself.
Now I think a chimera might be a viable way but I'm even considering combining the nundu with a cockatrice...now that would be quite the beast. Naming it would be the hard part the only thing I can think of would be a Chalkimera, since it would have to be a combination of random beasts. Mainly a nundu with the tail of a cockatrice as well as that eye-paralyzing gaze that could kill upon contact. Of course, there is a spell to repel it, which is hard to time right against the deadly creatures. Ah well, that's the name I'm going to give it, but I doubt it will hatch for a while, but I need a cockatrice to hatch first. Jared signing out.
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