Post by GOSSIP WITCH on May 15, 2012 19:28:58 GMT -6
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 450px; height: 400px; background-image:url(http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx40/tippykazoo/Caution/N012419M1c-F-650w.jpg); border-top: 3px solid #000000; border-left: 3px solid #000000; border-right: 3px solid #000000; border-bottom: 3px solid #000000;] [style=float: left; background: #000000; padding: 5px; margin-right: 5px; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px;]   march 14, 2023. what's that? prefects aren't the rulers of the world? they aren't perfect? they can fuck up their lives worse than anyone else? oh no, the shock, the horror! let's all thank the golden finnigan girl, miss roxy, for enlightening us to the fact that sometimes the head master screws up and picks 'leaders' who aren't fit to lead anyone but, their infant to a daycare while they run off and sleep with more guys. that's right, folks, she isn't just fat (or maybe she is), but someone's got a bun in the oven, and by mere sight it seems that the daddy is none other than peeves' pal, lucas shunpike. apparently these two just couldn't keep it in their pants, and they weren't even in a relationship! it makes you wonder who else has seen that girl between the covers... i thought that she was such a respectable young lady, not a slut. huh, i guess that even i'm not perfect. truthfully, i can't say i ever saw shunpike going far, anyway. it was more likely that he would end up as screwed up as his daddy, or perhaps a bit better running the knight bus til he's sixty and not cut out from public eye altogether after 'being forced' into doing you-know-who's deeds (ooh, suspicious, hm?), but i would certainly expect more of miss finnigan. she had status, she had power, now it seems that she'll be one of those alumni returning for a ten year graduation reunion with no husband and seven kids in tow. let's all say a prayer and have a moment of silence for her dying future. sure, the two of them seem united right now, but it's kind of necessary for lucas to put up a front, isn't it? after all, if he didn't at least pretend to step up to the plate she could always just blow up a potion in his face... or get her dad to do so, we all know where she got those genes from. any bets on how long he keeps the act up, though? can anyone actually see the fool himself committing to a kid? he'd kill it in one of his pathetic pranks. these two are like their own little show, and i for one will be watching them with bated, breath, waiting for the next bomb to drop between them. i predict endless entertainment from the 'happy' parents. comments? questions? or maybe some unrelated tidbit of news you think i should be aware of? head on over to the bathroom stalls. your news might just be good enough to be featured. until then, stay classy, and please, don't follow the example of our 'good' prefect.[/style] |
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